1 00:00:04,805 --> 00:00:06,440 College is so tough. 2 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:09,543 Hey, beauty school Is no picnic, Either. 3 00:00:09,610 --> 00:00:11,879 Enough homework to last me Till I'm 80. 4 00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:13,647 Ooh, join the crowd. 5 00:00:13,714 --> 00:00:14,682 [sighs] 6 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:15,716 Biology. 7 00:00:15,783 --> 00:00:17,318 Bangs. 8 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:30,231 Say hey, Lovely ladies. 9 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:33,901 Hello, cutie. 10 00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:35,203 Oh, look. 11 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:37,605 She's sitting at The head of the table. 12 00:00:37,671 --> 00:00:38,639 Hee hee hee hee hee. 13 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:39,840 [snorts] 14 00:00:39,907 --> 00:00:42,276 Steve, is this Another new look You're trying out? 15 00:00:42,343 --> 00:00:43,544 Yes, indeedy, sweetie, 16 00:00:43,611 --> 00:00:45,813 And I think this Might be the one. 17 00:00:51,018 --> 00:00:52,620 What do you think? 18 00:00:57,525 --> 00:00:59,993 You know Those supercool, Trendy, hip guys? 19 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,061 Oh, yeah. 20 00:01:01,129 --> 00:01:03,731 Heh heh. You're Not one of them. 21 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:07,901 Lemonade? 22 00:01:07,968 --> 00:01:09,637 Both: no, thank you. 23 00:01:11,172 --> 00:01:14,074 If you hear a weird sound In 5 minutes, 24 00:01:14,142 --> 00:01:17,378 That's me trying To get out of these pants. 25 00:01:17,445 --> 00:01:19,247 [gargling] 26 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,156 What? 27 00:01:28,222 --> 00:01:29,823 You were looking At steve. 28 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:31,024 No, I wasn't. 29 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:32,126 Oh, yes, you were. 30 00:01:32,193 --> 00:01:33,594 You were Checking him out. 31 00:01:33,661 --> 00:01:36,330 It was An innocent glance... 32 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:39,099 Not a check. 33 00:01:41,802 --> 00:01:45,139 Admit it. You have Feelings for steve urkel. 34 00:01:46,006 --> 00:01:47,341 Well... 35 00:01:47,408 --> 00:01:49,343 Maybe just a little bit. 36 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:52,380 Ooh! You are crazy! 37 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:54,182 You are dating Stefan urquelle. 38 00:01:54,248 --> 00:01:55,883 He is gorgeous And smooth, 39 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,551 And steve is not. 40 00:01:57,618 --> 00:01:58,919 I know, 41 00:01:58,986 --> 00:02:02,556 But steve Has other qualities I find attractive-- 42 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:04,091 He's kind, 43 00:02:04,158 --> 00:02:05,493 Generous. 44 00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:07,361 He's smart. 45 00:02:07,428 --> 00:02:09,197 [rubber stretching And snapping back] 46 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:12,233 Steve: yeow! 47 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:15,369 I got my pants off! 48 00:02:15,436 --> 00:02:17,605 And he makes me laugh. 49 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:33,754 Oh, dad. 50 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:35,122 Hey, you got A minute? 51 00:02:35,189 --> 00:02:36,257 Is dinner ready? No. 52 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:37,725 Then I got a minute. 53 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:39,126 What's up? 54 00:02:39,193 --> 00:02:42,896 Well, I'm shooting a video for My photojournalism class, 55 00:02:42,963 --> 00:02:44,131 And I decided to do 56 00:02:44,198 --> 00:02:46,099 A day in the life Of a police officer. 57 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,068 I call it... 58 00:02:48,135 --> 00:02:50,137 "Windy city blue." 59 00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:51,872 Oh. 60 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:56,544 So you want A behind-the-scenes Look--heh heh heh-- 61 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:58,679 At one Of chicago's finest 62 00:02:58,746 --> 00:03:00,514 In action. 63 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:01,782 Exactly. 64 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:02,850 You know anyone? 65 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:06,820 What about me? 66 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:10,458 Ah, well, dad, I mean, You're a captain, 67 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:13,261 Pushing papers Behind a desk. 68 00:03:13,327 --> 00:03:16,597 I need a running, Jumping, shooting cop. 69 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:22,470 I'll have you know That 200 cops report To me every day. 70 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:24,171 Ah, well, that's great. 71 00:03:24,238 --> 00:03:27,375 Then it shouldn't be hard To find me one, eh? 72 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:28,776 I'll see what I can do. 73 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:30,978 Aw, dad, you the man. 74 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,780 Heh heh heh heh. 75 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:41,622 And now... 76 00:03:41,689 --> 00:03:44,525 Sandwich time With the e-man. 77 00:03:49,663 --> 00:03:51,198 Hey, son. 78 00:03:51,265 --> 00:03:52,232 Hi, dad. 79 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:53,801 Who's gonna star In my video? 80 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:55,035 [chuckles] 81 00:03:55,102 --> 00:03:56,069 Sylvester stallone. 82 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:57,271 [coughs] 83 00:03:57,338 --> 00:03:58,506 For real? 84 00:03:58,572 --> 00:03:59,340 Mm-hmm. 85 00:03:59,407 --> 00:04:00,474 When's he coming? 86 00:04:00,541 --> 00:04:02,743 Soon as you cough up $20 million. 87 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:05,679 Dad. 88 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:08,015 Sorry, son. I couldn't spare anybody. 89 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:09,517 Man... 90 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,885 Now I'm gonna Have to use steve's idea. 91 00:04:11,952 --> 00:04:16,757 "How I made more room In my closet without Throwing anything out." 92 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:19,527 Well, look, I'll tell you what. 93 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,228 How about I get a squad car, 94 00:04:21,295 --> 00:04:23,096 And you go on patrol With me tonight? 95 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:24,665 You'd do that? Sure. 96 00:04:24,732 --> 00:04:26,434 You're in a pinch, And I don't want to Leave you hanging. 97 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:28,235 Aw, thanks, dad. 98 00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:29,770 Any time, son. 99 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:40,581 Oh, my favorite tie. 100 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:46,587 I'd been looking all over For this. 101 00:04:46,654 --> 00:04:48,822 This could start A fashion trend. 102 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:49,857 He he he! 103 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:50,924 [snorting] 104 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:52,693 [doorbell rings] 105 00:04:58,699 --> 00:05:00,167 Hey, steve. 106 00:05:00,233 --> 00:05:01,935 Ah, stefan, my man. 107 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:03,170 Is laura around? 108 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:05,406 No. She and max Went down to the mall. 109 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:07,475 They're having a 2-for-1 Bikini-wax special. 110 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:09,343 Can I give her a message? 111 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:12,713 I'll catch up With her later. Thanks. 112 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:17,050 Steve, you got a minute? 113 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:18,386 Sure. Come on in. 114 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:20,954 I was just about To wipe my bellows. 115 00:05:22,289 --> 00:05:24,024 Oh. Your accordion. 116 00:05:24,091 --> 00:05:25,993 Cool. 117 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:36,269 Steve, don't you think Laura's been acting A little strange lately? 118 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,105 No. Why? 119 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,040 Well, she seems A little distant, 120 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:41,875 Distracted. 121 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:43,477 In what way? 122 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:45,946 Well, for one thing, When we kiss... 123 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:48,749 There's not as much passion As there used to be. 124 00:05:48,816 --> 00:05:50,384 [excited] Really? 125 00:05:50,451 --> 00:05:52,386 [concerned] Really? 126 00:05:52,453 --> 00:05:54,555 Well, yeah. Do you have any idea What's wrong? 127 00:05:54,622 --> 00:05:56,690 H-h-how would I know 128 00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:59,026 What's going on With laura? 129 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:00,127 Come on, steve. 130 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,729 You've grown up With laura. 131 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:04,865 You've known her So much longer Than I have. 132 00:06:04,932 --> 00:06:07,367 Oh, you're Gonna find out Sooner or later, 133 00:06:07,435 --> 00:06:09,770 So I might as well Tell you. 134 00:06:09,837 --> 00:06:13,106 There's someone else In laura's life. 135 00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:14,675 Who? 136 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:16,109 Me. 137 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,111 [laughing] 138 00:06:19,747 --> 00:06:23,083 That's a good one, steve. That's a good one. You. 139 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:25,486 I'm not joking. It's me. 140 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:27,955 And what brought you To this bizarre conclusion? 141 00:06:28,021 --> 00:06:29,356 She kissed me. 142 00:06:29,423 --> 00:06:32,893 Well, no doubt It was an innocent Little peck on the cheek. 143 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:36,630 No. It was a big, Sloppy wet one 144 00:06:36,697 --> 00:06:38,866 Right here On the liparoonies. 145 00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:39,767 No way. 146 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:42,002 Yes way. I wish there Was some way 147 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:43,771 I could prove it to you. 148 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:45,205 Yeah, well, Maybe there is. 149 00:06:45,272 --> 00:06:46,840 Tonight, I'm gonna Pay laura a visit, 150 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:49,076 But I'm gonna do it As steve urkel. 151 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:50,878 Oh! Get out! 152 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:54,281 But what if you find out Laura prefers me to you? 153 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:59,419 Yeah, well, I'll Jump off that bridge When I get to it. 154 00:06:59,487 --> 00:07:03,290 Darn. I've got an important Photo shoot tonight. 155 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:06,794 Hmm. Well, If you can be me, 156 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:10,898 Then I can be you. 157 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:11,832 Deal. 158 00:07:11,899 --> 00:07:14,768 Tonight, we're Trading places. 159 00:07:21,809 --> 00:07:23,911 Action! 160 00:07:34,254 --> 00:07:35,723 Hi, son. 161 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:38,091 Cut, cut, cut, Cut, cut, cut. 162 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:39,459 What's wrong? 163 00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:44,765 Dad, this is a gritty Slice-of-life video here. 164 00:07:44,832 --> 00:07:45,899 "Hi, son" 165 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:46,734 Is so... 166 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,102 So brady bunch. 167 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:50,203 Roger that. 168 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:51,238 Alright. 169 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,707 Let's take it From the top. 170 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:56,343 You know, 171 00:07:56,409 --> 00:07:57,978 You don't look Tough enough. 172 00:07:58,045 --> 00:08:01,815 Well, I can hold a knife Between my teeth. 173 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:03,016 No. 174 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:04,217 Put these on. 175 00:08:06,754 --> 00:08:07,921 Yes! 176 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:10,924 But I can't See anything. 177 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:15,362 Oh, but, dad, You look so cool. 178 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:18,532 Well, not crashing Is even cooler. 179 00:08:19,567 --> 00:08:20,634 Alright. 180 00:08:20,701 --> 00:08:22,603 Let's try another take. 181 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:28,441 And this time, try looking More like one of the guys From nypd blue. 182 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:31,545 No way am I Showing my butt! 183 00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:35,883 Back to one. 184 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,150 Places! 185 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:39,019 Quiet on the set! 186 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:49,697 [imitating steve badly] If armani could see me now. 187 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:51,765 [normal] Oh, that was awful. 188 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:53,701 Okay. Okay, okay, okay. 189 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:56,570 [imitating steve] How ye be, laura lee? 190 00:08:56,637 --> 00:09:01,742 Gouda is good, But cheddar is better. 191 00:09:01,809 --> 00:09:05,345 [perfect imitation] Did I do that? 192 00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:06,814 [normal] Got it. 193 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,449 All--alright. 194 00:09:09,516 --> 00:09:11,619 Now for the glasses. 195 00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:12,953 Alright. 196 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:15,188 Whoa. 197 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:16,356 Okay. 198 00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:17,490 Alright. 199 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,093 Now for the walk. 200 00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:31,739 Hey, steve. 201 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:33,540 [imitating steve] Hi, laura. 202 00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:38,045 Tonight they're airing A panel discussion On pbs on liposuction. 203 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:40,580 It's called Chewing the fat. 204 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:42,983 Wanna take A look-see with me? 205 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:45,418 Oh, I have A biology test To study for, 206 00:09:45,485 --> 00:09:47,254 But I sure could Use your help. 207 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,823 Oh. Okel-dokel. 208 00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:57,530 Oh. I... 209 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,532 Ooh! Eh... 210 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,869 Did I do that? 211 00:10:03,503 --> 00:10:05,973 Would you like A sody pop? 212 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:11,679 Okay. Be right back. 213 00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:17,951 That's stefan. 214 00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:24,925 Okay. 215 00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:25,959 Everything's Almost set. 216 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:27,761 Sorry. Sorry I'm late, 217 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:30,831 But my hair dryer Broke. 218 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:40,874 Be stefan. 219 00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:51,719 Was stefan In an accident? 220 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,423 [badly imitating stefan] Hey, vincenzo. 221 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,959 Slap me some skin, My italian bro. 222 00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:01,862 Hey, stefan. 223 00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:03,630 What's wrong With your voice? 224 00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:04,732 Uh, uh... 225 00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:06,666 I caught a chill. Yes, yes. 226 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,836 I was in the south pole 227 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:12,439 Doing an ad for speedos. 228 00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:17,577 You walk Strangely, too. 229 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:18,645 Uh... 230 00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:19,780 Oh. I... 231 00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:22,049 I fell on a penguin. 232 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:24,384 Alright. Let's get started. 233 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,920 Guys, on the horses. 234 00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:29,857 Hey. 235 00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:32,392 Okay, um, okay, okay. 236 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:33,426 You want some-- 237 00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:35,095 Could I have Some help? Yes. 238 00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:36,296 Alright. Unh. 239 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,664 Okay. 240 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:39,833 Whoo! 241 00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:46,940 Okay. 242 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:54,047 My fault. 243 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:55,682 I thought the horse Was bigger. 244 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,284 Heh heh. 245 00:11:57,350 --> 00:12:00,954 Obviously it's just A quarter horse. 246 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,857 Come on, Stefan. 247 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:08,161 Yeow! 248 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,205 Whoo. 249 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:19,973 Oh. Oh. 250 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:22,342 Oh, oh, oh. 251 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,912 S-sorry. Didn't mean To touch you there. 252 00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:27,147 You didn't hear me Complain, did you? 253 00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:29,482 Oh, no, I did not Hear you complain-- 254 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:32,185 Oh! Whoo! 255 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,660 Come on, fellas. Time is money. 256 00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:42,229 Yes, yes. Money is time. 257 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:44,464 Yes, yes. 258 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:48,468 Alright. 259 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:50,470 Finally, We can shoot. 260 00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:52,472 Alright, take Your positions. 261 00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:53,640 Hit the fans! 262 00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:55,742 Okay. Oh, you're Touching my thighs. 263 00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:56,776 Ooh, okay. Beautiful! 264 00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:58,078 Okay, hands off. That's it! 265 00:12:58,145 --> 00:13:00,914 Ooh. You're A touchy-feely type. 266 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:02,515 Photographer: Gorgeous! 267 00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,285 Whoo! Okay, okay. 268 00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:07,187 Okay. Whoo! Whoo! 269 00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:08,788 That tickles. Uh, that tickles. 270 00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:10,457 Okay, okay. Uh, wait, wait. 271 00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,459 Where's the horsie going? Where's the horsie going? 272 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:13,526 Whoa! Whoo! Wah-ooh! 273 00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:15,395 Whoo! 274 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,180 Edward. 275 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,481 Edward. 276 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,084 Edward! What? What happened? 277 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,318 Something happen? Huh? 278 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:39,419 No, nothing happened. 279 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:42,322 But you should be alert In case anything does. 280 00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:46,960 Don't you mean in case You give another old lady A jaywalking ticket? 281 00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:49,662 Son, police work Is not just about 282 00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:52,933 High-speed chases And shooting at Bad guys. 283 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,769 A policeman's presence In the neighborhood Helps to prevent crime. 284 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,471 Well, that may be, dad, 285 00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,941 But it sure doesn't make A very exciting video. 286 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:03,376 Dispatcher: Armed robbery in progress At 71st and ashland. 287 00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:07,047 Oh, cool. Armed robbery. Let's roll. 288 00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:08,781 10-4. Unit 2152 Responding. 289 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,617 Dispatcher: unit 2120 Will back up. Out. 290 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:11,651 Out. 291 00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:14,521 Gonna be so cool. Come on. 292 00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:17,524 [pop] 293 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:20,760 Ooh. Ooh. 294 00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:22,029 They shooting at us. They shooting. 295 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:24,831 They shooting. They shooting. 296 00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:27,767 Relax, son, relax. It's just a blowout. 297 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,836 Oh, man. 298 00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:33,806 This is unit 2152. I'm down. I got a flat. 299 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,109 Dispatcher: roger that. Opg is on the way. 300 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,948 I'm sorry, son. 301 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,551 So long, video. 302 00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:53,560 This is all greek to me. 303 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:06,039 Hello there, Sweet thang. 304 00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:08,408 W-w-w-wowser. 305 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:09,542 Going out? 306 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,778 Staying in. 307 00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:13,013 You know... 308 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,382 I just realized Something. 309 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,784 That that dress Is illegal in 3 states? 310 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,886 Pfft. No. 311 00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:21,888 That we're all alone In the house, 312 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:23,723 And we should make The most of it. 313 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,959 Oh, but what about Stefan? 314 00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,394 Who? Come here. 315 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:30,597 Stefan. Your beau. Your boyfriend. 316 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,065 Uh, the love Of your life. 317 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:33,766 Oh, forget stefan. 318 00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:36,036 It's you I want, steve. 319 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:40,240 And it's you I'm gonna get. 320 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:42,976 Hey, your butt's Playing our song. 321 00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:45,812 Um, b-but wait, Laura. 322 00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:47,447 Stefan's a great guy. 323 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:50,817 Are--are you sure You wanna cheat on him? 324 00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:52,619 Hmm. 325 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:01,061 You act like You're sure. 326 00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:02,662 How did that feel? 327 00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:03,763 Great! 328 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,498 Well, then, You'll love this. 329 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,400 I don't believe it. 330 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,336 Ooh. 331 00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:13,006 Why did you Do that for? 332 00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:14,607 Ach. Cut the act, Stefan. 333 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:20,613 Stefan? No. I'm--I'm annoying And clumsy steve. Yes. 334 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,449 I'm busted. 335 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:25,318 What did you think You were doing? 336 00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:28,021 I had to know If you had feelings For steve. 337 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:32,192 Well, why didn't you ask me Instead of being somebody That you're not? 338 00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:36,796 Because I'm--I'm stupid. 339 00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:38,265 Of all the underhanded, 340 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,267 Deceitful, Sneaky things to do. 341 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:43,136 I mean, what kind of person Would stoop so low? 342 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:47,440 Oh, laura, laura, Laura, laura, yes. 343 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,476 Woman of my dreams. Woman I love. 344 00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:50,910 Shut up, steve. 345 00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:53,446 I'm not steve. I'm stefan. 346 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,082 She knows. 347 00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:56,983 Oh. I'll just Be going now. 348 00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,618 Hold it right there. 349 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,554 I cannot believe That the both of you Tried to trick me. 350 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:04,691 Laura, I'm sorry, But I had to know if you Had feelings for steve. 351 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:07,860 Hey, I told him You were hot for me, But he didn't believe it. 352 00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:09,662 Well, you know what? 353 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,699 I'm not feeling very good About either one of you Right now. 354 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,102 Laura, come on. 355 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:18,538 It's true. I do Have feelings For both of you, 356 00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,707 And I was trying To work them out. 357 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:24,511 But now, after this, I'm more confused than ever. 358 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,216 Nice goin'. 359 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,383 It was your idea. 360 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,452 Yeah, well, you Went along with it. 361 00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:35,088 Yeah, but if you hadn't Thought of it, I wouldn't Have gone along with it. 362 00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:36,389 Yeah, well, you're not Too smooth yourself. 363 00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:37,524 Probably got me Fired from my job. 364 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,492 You got me fired, Didn't you? 365 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:43,630 You still have your job. Just not getting paid. Bet they won't know me. 366 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:49,736 Dad! 367 00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:52,172 Dad! 368 00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:53,473 What's wrong? 369 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,275 Nothin'. Everything's cool. 370 00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:57,310 I got an "A" on my video. 371 00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:59,712 What? Congratulations. 372 00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:00,880 Thanks, dad. 373 00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,515 Hey, how did You pull that off? 374 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,252 Well, you know, after Our ride along bombed, 375 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,554 I thought I'd have to scrap The whole project. 376 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:11,124 But then I came up With a new idea. 377 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,726 Check it out. 378 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,921 Hi. I'm eddie winslow, 379 00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:44,791 And I decided to do My video assignment On my father-- 380 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:48,495 Captain carl winslow Of the chicago Police department. 381 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,468 Captain winslow? 382 00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:58,838 I've learned everything About being a cop from him. 383 00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:00,473 He even saved my life once. 384 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:03,009 But you'd never know that 'cause he'd never tell you. 385 00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:05,612 That's the kind of guy he is. 386 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,849 Officer winslow Used to walk the beat 387 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,384 Where I had my flower shop. 388 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,052 Oh, he's one smart cop. 389 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:14,621 Because of his Quick thinking, 390 00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:17,424 He stopped my shop From being robbed. 391 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,393 Well, and besides being A good police officer, 392 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:23,530 He is a true gentleman. 393 00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:26,199 This is rex, a 7-year Veteran of the force. 394 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:29,168 That was just when He sat on my cactus. 395 00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:35,442 This is rex. A seven year Veteran of the force. 396 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,777 Rex, carl was once Your partner, right? 397 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,246 [ruff] 398 00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:40,813 Was he a good cop? 399 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,849 [ruff] 400 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,718 Carl winslow Is a cop's cop. 401 00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:47,520 The men love him. 402 00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:49,822 He's firm, but he's fair, And they respect that. 403 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:53,092 He's also one of The finest captains I have ever worked with 404 00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:54,761 And an asset to the community. 405 00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:57,530 I've known captain winslow For 21 years now, 406 00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,732 And he's the best cop There is. 407 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:02,635 He's also An incredible father. 408 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:06,339 Whenever I'm in a jam, He's always been there for me. 409 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:10,677 In fact--heh heh-- When I was 12 years old, 410 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,211 I had a paper route, 411 00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:14,681 And I got sick And caught the mumps. 412 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:18,084 Instead of dad letting me Lose all my customers, 413 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:21,288 He got up every morning At 5 a.M. 414 00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:23,823 And delivered All my papers for me. 415 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:28,094 That's the type of dad He's always been 416 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,497 And always will be. 417 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,168 Well, son... 418 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,705 This is Very special, Very touching. 419 00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:39,972 Ohh... 420 00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:42,141 Thanks, dad. 421 00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,311 You know, uh... 422 00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:50,350 My professor always says That a good documentary Depicts the truth. 423 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:52,919 Well, your professor Is right. 424 00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:55,355 Because the truth is... 425 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:57,089 I love you. 426 00:20:57,156 --> 00:21:00,360 Aw, dad. I love you, too. 427 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,702 Girl, you are so fine. 428 00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:12,605 I got a shoot in rio. 429 00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:15,842 Come with me, and we'll Party in the sun. 430 00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:18,411 Look, vincenzo... 431 00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:20,647 How many times Do I have to tell you? 432 00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:22,349 I'm already seeing someone. 433 00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:25,552 And, uh, no offense, But... 434 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:29,422 He's got it goin' on A lot more than you. 435 00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:32,525 Who has more than me? 436 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:36,295 Hi, beetle butt. Ready to go? 437 00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:37,697 All set, chet. 438 00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:40,299 Don't worry, vincenzo. You'll find someone. 439 00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,669 Try the internet. 440 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:52,311 Here I am left alone With myself. 441 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:56,949 I could do much worse.